Wadde Hadde Dudde Da / What Do You Have There

Stefan Raab

(Germany 2000)

 

Ladies and gentlemen
Please, put your patsche hands together 
For the sensational super sack 
Of German televivion - Stefan Raab

Oh mein Gott, es gibt ihm wirklich 
Wow... er ging nach Amerika und sagte 
"Wenn ich es dort schaffe, komm' ich nie mehr 
Nach Deutschland zurück" 
Und Heute Abend ist er wieder hier, wow…

Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da

Hadder denn da wat
Und wenn ja, wat hadder da 
Hadder da watt glatt
Oder hadder da wat haar da 
Hadder da wat, wat sonst keiner hat 
Oder hadder dat auf dat
Dat wadder da hat 
Dat wadder da da hat, dat hadder nu ma da 
Dabei war ja gar nicht klar
Dat dat dat da war 
Wat dat war, dat war unklar 
Um darum sammer domma bidde
Wadde hadde dudde da

I am so curious, I just wanna know 
What you there have 
I am so curious, I just wanna know 
What you there have 

Wadde hadde dudde da 
Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da

Aha... wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde dudde da da hat 
Hat ich schon vor 'nem Jahr 
Nee nee, dat war weder dat
Dat oder dat da 
Wie dat dat wat war 
Ich dachte dat dat dat war 
Wat dat da war
Das is noch immer nich klar 
Un ob dat matt, platt, glatt, satt 
Oder wat auch immer war 
Dat dat wat war
Und wenn, wat dat da war 
Bidde, bidde sammer domma
Wadde hadde dudde da 

I am so curious, I just wanna know 
What you there have 
I am so curious, I just wanna know 
What you there have 

Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da

Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da

Wadde hadde dudde da
Wadde hadde dudde da
Oh... oh yeah...
Ladies and Gentlemen
Please, clap your chubby little paws together
For the sensational super bag 
Of German Television - Stefan Raab

Oh my goodness, he does exist after all
Wow... he went to America and said
“If I can make it there, I'll never come back 
To Germany again”
And tonight, he's here, back again, wow...

What do you have there
What do you have there
What do you have there
What do you have there
What do you have there

Does he have something there
And if so, what does he have there
Does he have a bald head there 
Or does he have hair there
Does he have there what nobody else has 
Or does he have something on top 
Of what he has there
That what he has there he has there
And actually it wasn't clear 
That that was there
That what was there that was unclear
And now tell me please 
What do you have there

I'm so curious, I just wanna know 
What you have there
I'm so curious, I just wanna know 
What you have there

What do you have there
What do you have there
What do you have there
What do you have there
What do you have there

So, what do you have there
That what you have there
I had there a year ago
No no, that wasn't that nor
That nor that there
How that was what was there
I thought that that was there
And what was there
That is still not clear
And if that was mat or flat or smooth 
Or whatever it was
There was something there
And if so, then what was there 
Please, please tell me
What do you have there

I'm so curious, I just wanna know 
What you have there
I'm so curious, I just wanna know 
What you have there

What do you have there
What do you have there
What do you have there
What do you have there
What do you have there

What do you have there
What do you have there
What do you have there
What do you have there

What do you have there
What do you have there
Oh... oh yeah...